If you don't need anyone killed then why are you asking me and not someone else?
Oh wait. Are you just looking to gather dirt or something? Or do you need something covered up? If you're that averse to killing people I can just make them "sick" too, it might be enough to convince someone to keep to themselves.
[There are a lot of poisons that rely on looking like natural illnesses to get the job done, after all. This is what Yukari gets for asking the shadiest possible Archer for help with something.]
Because Mumei-san and I don't really get along [ but that hasn't stopped her from trying, she just doesn't expect him to say yes ] and Caster refuses to get another master since Hakuno-chan is here.
A friend of mine got into some serious trouble and I don't think I'm enough to take them on all by myself. These people have special Talents, magic I've never seen before, and I want to make sure I have all my bases covered before I do anything stupid. I'm not intimidated by them, but I don't want to *die*, either. I'm asking you for help -- but I don't expect that if you agree to help me that we'll be considered even. If you help me, I'll become your Master and supply you with whatever mana you need to survive. It's mutually beneficial.
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Oh wait. Are you just looking to gather dirt or something? Or do you need something covered up? If you're that averse to killing people I can just make them "sick" too, it might be enough to convince someone to keep to themselves.
[There are a lot of poisons that rely on looking like natural illnesses to get the job done, after all. This is what Yukari gets for asking the shadiest possible Archer for help with something.]
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A friend of mine got into some serious trouble and I don't think I'm enough to take them on all by myself. These people have special Talents, magic I've never seen before, and I want to make sure I have all my bases covered before I do anything stupid. I'm not intimidated by them, but I don't want to *die*, either. I'm asking you for help -- but I don't expect that if you agree to help me that we'll be considered even. If you help me, I'll become your Master and supply you with whatever mana you need to survive. It's mutually beneficial.