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[shrublord]

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[shrublord]

I know what dogs are, I just don't know why it's relevant.

[snipers]

Curiosity.

[shrublord]

I guess I like dogs, yeah.

[snipers]

Is there something you like more?

"Being left alone," and any variation therein, is not an option.

im.....sorry....for him.......

[shrublord]

Cute girls, of course. Preferably without boyfriends, but I'm pretty good at avoiding trouble if one of them comes out of the woodwork.

1/2

[snipers]

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NEVER BE SORRY.

[snipers]

You can't hate people and then say you like cute girls, it doesn't work that way.

[shrublord]

I just said I don't like it when people get too close. Spending a few hours after midnight together and never talking to each other again is the perfect amount of distance between me and a pretty girl.

[snipers]

[ note to self: tell caster to castration fist this guy, too. ]

So it's just emotional distance that you wanna keep.

[shrublord]

[Pretty sure Saber laid claim to the castration rights already, she'll have to get in line.]

More or less. It's a little easier that way.

[Gotta grind those bond points to unlock his tragic backstory, though.]

[snipers]

[ the thing about that is, yukari knows all about wanting to keep emotional distance. she just hides it beneath optimism and shallow friendships. ]

All right. That settles it.

[shrublord]

Settles what?

[snipers]

Nothing exciting.

[shrublord]

Something awful, then. I'll be sure to avoid you in the future.

[snipers]

[ CONGRATS ROBIN, YOU JUST MADE YOUR FATE THAT MUCH WORSE. time to passive-aggressively send shit to him until it smokes him out of his fox hole!!!! ]

Good luck with that. The town isn't THAT big.