Sure I'm curious, but if you're really that powerful, it's a good deal for me whether or not I know why you need a Servant. If I don't like you as a Master, I can just force you to burn your Command Seals until the contract breaks since I won't disappear without one.
If you want to tell me I'll listen, but I'm used to dirty jobs, so I'm not overly concerned about the whys here. If you need me to assassinate someone I'll need a little time to prepare, though.
but she'll have to save that question for later because UM???????????? ]
I don't want anyone to die! [ what is WITH you ARCHERS and your thinking that you're killers for hire??? ] I don't want you to kill anyone, and I don't want anyone to get hurt unless there's no other choice!
If you don't need anyone killed then why are you asking me and not someone else?
Oh wait. Are you just looking to gather dirt or something? Or do you need something covered up? If you're that averse to killing people I can just make them "sick" too, it might be enough to convince someone to keep to themselves.
[There are a lot of poisons that rely on looking like natural illnesses to get the job done, after all. This is what Yukari gets for asking the shadiest possible Archer for help with something.]
Because Mumei-san and I don't really get along [ but that hasn't stopped her from trying, she just doesn't expect him to say yes ] and Caster refuses to get another master since Hakuno-chan is here.
A friend of mine got into some serious trouble and I don't think I'm enough to take them on all by myself. These people have special Talents, magic I've never seen before, and I want to make sure I have all my bases covered before I do anything stupid. I'm not intimidated by them, but I don't want to *die*, either. I'm asking you for help -- but I don't expect that if you agree to help me that we'll be considered even. If you help me, I'll become your Master and supply you with whatever mana you need to survive. It's mutually beneficial.
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Me.
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[The sheep thing has him Concerned. What the hell kind of comparison is that.]
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I'm not bragging, but the only one more powerful than me is my senpai, Mitsuru.
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If that's okay with you, and if you're really serious about this, then you're just as good a choice for a Master as anyone else here, I guess.
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If we were in a war for the holy grail, that might be a problem, but we're not, so, ya know, it's fine.
But aren't you curious?
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If you want to tell me I'll listen, but I'm used to dirty jobs, so I'm not overly concerned about the whys here. If you need me to assassinate someone I'll need a little time to prepare, though.
[can you maybe chill]
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but she'll have to save that question for later because UM???????????? ]
I don't want anyone to die! [ what is WITH you ARCHERS and your thinking that you're killers for hire??? ] I don't want you to kill anyone, and I don't want anyone to get hurt unless there's no other choice!
Sheesh, it's a good thing I asked...
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Oh wait. Are you just looking to gather dirt or something? Or do you need something covered up? If you're that averse to killing people I can just make them "sick" too, it might be enough to convince someone to keep to themselves.
[There are a lot of poisons that rely on looking like natural illnesses to get the job done, after all. This is what Yukari gets for asking the shadiest possible Archer for help with something.]
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A friend of mine got into some serious trouble and I don't think I'm enough to take them on all by myself. These people have special Talents, magic I've never seen before, and I want to make sure I have all my bases covered before I do anything stupid. I'm not intimidated by them, but I don't want to *die*, either. I'm asking you for help -- but I don't expect that if you agree to help me that we'll be considered even. If you help me, I'll become your Master and supply you with whatever mana you need to survive. It's mutually beneficial.